Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

W.t.h.a.y.r.t.

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Voont

1. To be extremely lazy, particularly while lying in an awkward position on a couch watching tv. After work today all I want to do is go h..

Yehova

1. (Je-ho-va) God. You know the one that hte Jewish and Christian religions warship. (from the Hebrewword for god) Yehova's Witness..

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