Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Roo Piss

1. this beer is nothin but shitty roo piss also short for kangaroo piss i got a beer at the bar and it tastes like roo piss See piss, kan..

Distortionary

1. Propaganda in the form of a documentary. Usually a gross distortion of truth by the use of selective facts and hyperbole. FAHRENHEIT 9/..

W00t!er

1. A person or NPC who says w00t! instead of yay, huzzah, hoo-ray, or any other variation of those words. w00t! I reached lvl 170! You po..

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