Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Glahgle

1. The act of either doing something relevant to a definite subject, doing something irrelevant to a definite subject, or not doing anythin..

Quantities

1. The LARGEST parts of a large lady - usually her BUTTOCKS. Much to the discomfort of neighbouring passengers, Hermione found that the li..

Inferi

1. In Harry Potter, the dead whos deceased bodies are raised like zombies to do one's bidding. Kreacher was attacked by the horde of ..

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