Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Mind The Business

1. When you tell someone-in jest- to suck your cock. Also appropriate in situations when vulgarity is not acceptable ("I wish Suzy ..

Katieweed

1. 1. noun; one who brings a designer bag to a mcdonalds 2. noun; one who wears high heels on a zip line 3. noun; one who likes to say, &..

Ailuromancer

1. One who can predict the future by observing the jump of a cat. Person: That cat has jumped from the tree. Ailuromancer: Tomorrow, at 5..

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