Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

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1. Internet "smiley" for representing sad/emo kid. May also be used as (((_v) (((_x (((_x) ///_v) ect. person#1: You are ..

Zinga's

1. doing some lines of cocaine,or any drug up your nose. Hey guys i did some zinga's last night i was a big mess. See zig, zinger, z..

Meine Schwester

1. Meine Schwester: My sister in german. Meine Schwester is a fucking bitch! See sister, bitch, hoe, cunt, whore, schlampe..

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