Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Zombied

1. The act of making someone look in another direction, so that when they look back at you you have a ridiculous face on with your eyes rol..

Q-ship

1. Something that looks ordinary or common, but has been modified so that it's anything but ordinary. A 1971 Beetle with a transplant..

Pbs Syndrome

1. Stopping whatever you're doing every couple of minutes to ask for pledges. Robots and Computer programs can also be programmed to ..

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