Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Zooey

1. the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad Joe: y..

Suppening

1. A portmanteau of sup and happening. The amalgamation of "What's up?" and "What's happening?" "Hey Ni..

[take It To The Grave]

1. 1. Keeping a secret until you die and are buried. Nelly: Aww man I got a huge secret to tell you but you can't tell anyone. T.I.:..

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