Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Vallena

1. Spanish language, literally "whale", commonly used to refer to a large volume woman. pinche vallenas esta afuera en fuerza ac..

Fandanglo

1. often used when a man gets his balls stuck in his butt crack Alex Mumber was dancing and got fandanglod See balls, weiner, butt, crack..

Assburger Syndrome

1. when u shit out burgers Retarded police man had assburger syndrome See burger, assburger, syndrome, poop, fast food..

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