Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Axe God

1. Someone abolutely legendary on the guitar. "Jimi Hendrix is an axe god!" See jimi hendrix, guitar, legend, charisma..

Not Lay A Finger On

1. to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc He will not lay a finger on my sister. See keep your hands to yourself..

Vag-wag

1. A vehicle, most often a Subaru station wagon, driven by post-menopausal lesbians. The Subaru Forester in the Whole Earth parking lot wa..

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