Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Government Limo

1. City bus Five-O took my license, guess I be takin da government limo to da jam! See Dirty..

Onetagom

1. Derived from the bukharian word onet an agom meaning i fucked your mother in her tight vagina. onetagoma kusat bekeram cusi ochet onayn..

Quatchle

1. Penis fart. Also commonly referred to as a man-queef. "Did you just fart?" "No, actually that was a quatchle." See..

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