Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Bobbleheadable

1. someone who is not pretty, but good enough to give somebody oral sex. "You see dat hoe? she ugly den a bitch but she bobbleheadabl..

Hypergasm

1. Getting an orgasm or suddenly feeling horny from being hyper. I had so much caffiene that I was bouncing off the walls and soon had a h..

Ass Trader

1. A very active equity trader who has a reputation for trading his ass off, usually on a daily basis. Victor has been our big Ass Trader ..

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