Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Quickard

1. The act of making a penis errect quickly by stretching the foreskinover the tip of a womans tongue followed by a flicking of the tongue,..

Urbanspoon

1. When you or someone you know lays down next to a bum in the city and cuddles with them, also known as spooning. Tom: Whoa, That bum sme..

Spoobs

1. When you stick spoons in your bra they are now called spoobs; boobs with spoon antennas. Jamie was walking down the road with her spoob..

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