Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Gretta

1. Generic name used in place of the real name of a hot girl you just met and would like to sleep with. I met this girl named Gretta last ..

Feather Tickler

1. when your doing a guy or girl from behind and they reach underneath and tickle your nuts with the tips of their fingers, and yell goochy..

Nine Volting

1. A sex technique much similar to scissoring except with two men. Both men assume a sitting position while laying on their sides, then th..

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