Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Horgna

1. A big fat old nearly toothless loser who sits on IRC and bitches incessantly. Geez Tim is such a freakin horgna! See BLG..

Lickalotapus Or Likalotapus

1. Lickalotapus is the first, and last, in the genus Lickalopedia: lesbian dinosaurs. They were the first and last because, typically lesbi..

Uggernaught

1. a seriously unattractive female Tim was out on the piss one night and pulled a right fucking "uggernaught" See Joe..

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