Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Lachesis

1. The second of the three fates in Greek Mythology. Lachesis measures the thread of life after Clothos spins it and before Atropos cuts i..

Zambonious

1. The place at the cottage to get really high and smoke all your dreams away "hey lets go get high in the zamboobient no its the &qu..

Vay Kay

1. an annoying person with an obnoxious voice, who thinks theyre the shit. no one likes vay kays. "JASON, CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A PIVOT?..

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