Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

F.u.c.k

1. There are several urban-legend fake etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. In the most popular version, it is said th..

Platonic Blowjob

1. The platonic idea of love is non-physical, so there’s a natural irony in this kind of thing. The word platonic with the word blowjobis a..

Gilver

1. waking up with morning glory and going for a piss without realizing therefore urinating on your genral face and torso area! "Holy ..

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