Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Arse Candle

1. A candle from the arse; a turd. After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle. 2. one of the late..

Quemfezed

1. A term with a dual meaning: A) A woman or homosexual man with semen covering his or hers face. B) A description for being completely i..

Chemmy

1. The coolestdude that ever was. "Man, I wish I was Chemmy." 2. adj. having chemicals in it or just being not headdie. orig..

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