Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Twidgins

1. Used in conjunction with the word 'flomp' to describe a state of angst or surprise. May be etymologically traced as describing..

Ymas

1. You're making a scene Rich girl with friend in front of poor girl Rich girl to friend (loudly): Isn't my shirt so expensive?..

Quim Claws

1. When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours... What the fuck is that stench? O..

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