Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Bleavage

1. Cleavage of the buttocks, often occuring with females who wear those damned low rider jeans. With my ass in thise jeans, I'd be sh..

Howzat

1. "Howzat" is what is now commenly used to "appeal" in cricket. A fielder will appeal if they think the batsman is out..

Oatld

1. An acronym for obsessive all time lowdisorder. Used when someone is so in love with the band that they become obsessed, and all time low..

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