Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Zohovitz

1. man or woman who engages in anal, vaginal, and or oral intercourse with a robot or machine. steve loves a good zohovitz every now and t..

Indian Tongue Rash

1. Covering your tongue in gum so that the tongues do not touch. (A relative of the Dutch Rutter) Uh-oh i think i'm gay, i kissed Ro..

Undergo

1. Pass through "The chemical undergoes a sudden change"; "The fluid undergoes shear"; "undergo a strange sensati..

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