Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Emodork

1. an over emotional nerd that expresses him/herself with an excess of emoticons. You are such an emodork! See dork, nerd, geek, freak..

Zoffing Chair

1. chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed" slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair) everyone:"..

Zugly

1. Zugly is when someone is so ugly that when u look at them it sorta has a little knock out gas from there B.O...and so you sorta fall asl..

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