Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Rectal Paste

1. shit I bet he left some rectal paste in his tighty whiteys when that bus almost side-swiped him! See poop, shit, crap, caca..

Scalfer

1. A person who is a loser i.e. Someone who has no life except for playing video games. Yo, your homoass bro is such a scalfer...tell him ..

Expalin

1. What happens when we try to explain something to someone, but instead of providing a clear, reasonable answer we must do whatever it tak..

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