Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Yur Mom

1. usually used as a slang word in a fight to piss off someone else. yur mom is FAT! See yur, mom, is, a, fat, lady..

Slj Slap

1. The slap Samuel L Jackson gives his daughter in the movie Lakeview terrace. It also looks Very very painful KiD: Dont talk back to that..

Buttsalad

1. The very essence of the worst a person can be. Person 1: I'm the best a basketball. Person 2: No, actually your buttsalad. See w..

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