Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Hung Like A Zulu

1. This phrase refers to a man with an unusually large penis. The "Zulu" reference is a way of paying respects to the freakish p..

Vrunk

1. Similar to getting crunk, but instead is accomplished by licking a wet chick's pussy, and obtaining a "high" from her vag..

Sheet Clencher

1. One who clenches the sheets when taking it up the ass Krystain is a sheet clencher See queer, fag, gay..

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