Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Zuriel

1. To have sex with someone after lighting them on fire. The best way to do this is some lighter fluid on a cotton overshirt and a book of..

Dripping Chocolate

1. A slanderous phrase. Used to describe what would be happening to your penis if you had slept with a woman who has slept with a black ma..

Icesticlisity

1. The invisible force that holds the last piece of Ice in the bottom of a glass no matter how many times you beat it on your face. 1.Bria..

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