Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Qwerpo

1. A special kind of douche used to clean the sandiest of vaginas "Damn that chick needs to pick up a qwerpo, her vagina is so fuckin..

Zaksman

1. 1. Quietly (at first, then later boisterously), randomly, unexpectedly, and inapropriately blacking out. 2. A failed mailman attempt W..

Gazzy-bladder

1. relating to someone who cannot drink more than a mouthful of beer before rushing off to evacuate their bladders He's got a real ga..

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