Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Lurpin

1. Verb. To Lurp is to hit on a girl in a certain way. Lurpin is a combination of skeezinmacin and creepin. You see deshawn over there h..

Ud Whore

1. Short for Urban Dictionary Whore. Someone who spends every waking moment trying to add funny words to this site usually failing miserab..

Usomic

1. Possessing a quality that is sad and yet either funny or idiotic at the same time. The whole situation was so usomic that the man had t..

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