Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Damn-wow

1. exclamation; what you say when you spill something that can be cleaned by the popular ShamWow towel. Wife: Honey, I just spilled red wi..

Queerface

1. somone who has an annoying face..and somehow u cant get them out of your sight.. Goth tina your such a queerface go AWAY!~ 2. someone..

Zoozaphruse

1. A form of Haza. Stating that you're excited. Used In I hate my 30's. Zoozaphruse, I know it. Zoozaphuse this way! or just pl..

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