Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Intardweb

1. The internet for dumb users. With his new Dell computer, Johnny couldn't figure out how to open HIS intardweb. See internet, web,..

Extendo Patronom

1. Is what a wanna be Harry potter casts to make his male organ to extend, or to make bigger. Barry Blotter stood and everything was silen..

Varies And Depends

1. Two words put together to mean one answer for all questions about Radiation. During class a question was asked about Radiation....Pat-S..

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