Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Shloompa

1. One who is depressed or sad Damn, Johnny has been acting wierd, i think hes a shloompa. I think johnny is depressed hes been acting ..

Umbrose

1. Something Mike and Aaron like to question the definition of when under the influence of Dextromethorphan and ask me to look up, ultimate..

Laci Peterson

1. A pregnantwoman who was murdered, probably by her husband who was cheating on her two months before she was killed. Her body was found w..

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