Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Modarka

1. Africanslang for black people. Because black people are "More Darker" then everyone else. Those Modarka's are stealing ..

K Steezy

1. Keystone Light, baby. Quintosaurus Rex and I are splitting a pack of K steezy tonight for beer pong. 50 cents a beer baby!! See dirty ..

Unceto

1. Legless person who has cerebral palsy. unceto can't walk or do math. See Count Grishnackh..

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