Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

W00ted

1. to be owned, pwned, killed, and/or insulted doing something stupid in a funny or noobish way dude you got wooted..

Awkwardity

1. noun used to denote an awkward situation. It is infinitely better than the alternate, yet more commonly used word - awkwardness. "..

Noodle Cock

1. ed no erection. trying to fuck without hard on wet noodling it screw you noodle cock. See cockless, noodle, limp dick..

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