Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Urban Pinecone

1. When anyone, particularly a hobo, takes a dump in a city, the resulting poop is known as an Urban Pinecone. Note: Unlike standard pine ..

Zsexual

1. Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying. Straight F..

Excessive

1. too much, over the top, extra, "Paris Hilton has 17 dogs, now THAT'S excessive!!" "You brought all those clothes f..

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