Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Emograss

1. grass that you don't have to cut. it cuts itself. i'm so glad i planted the emograss, cuts itself everytime i play hawthorne ..

Zomgwtfroflcopter

1. combined version of omg, wtf, rofl, and an added copter and Z for coolness. Can be used as a ice breaker during big silences. especia..

Vakaygay

1. vaginal section, vagina, pepe that's not my vakaygay See vakaygay, vagina, pussy, pepe, midol..

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