Jewish Skills

What is Jewish Skills?

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

See David

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)

2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction

3. pwningother races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

Indeedio

1. An exagerated way of saying indeed to agree with a statement. A: This tea is great B: Indeedio See Matt..

Umpa-lumpia

1. A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget. I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia See umpa-lumpa, lumpia, ..

Beamer

1. 1. a BMW 2. a nice car "hey, my boyfriend just got a beamer." "that's so tite" 2. A way morons spell bimme..

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