What is Jewish Spike Strip?
1.
A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.
Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"
Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"
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