What is Jewish Stocktake?
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The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
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The act of naked kung fu
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The act of shitting on your sex partner while out in the snow after your anus is nearly frozen.
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(n) Quality *and* quantity
It's not about quality, or about quantity; it's about qualantity.
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