Jewish Stocktake

What is Jewish Stocktake?


1.

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."

Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

See insurance, business, fire, jew, stingy, arson, extheist


100

Random Words:

1. Olde English 800 Malt Liquor Grab me an olden golden out the fridge! See 800, 8-ball, malt liquor, beer, 40..
1. A small evil creature that exists in keyboards that have compromised their souls. The demons cause incorrect keys to be typed. Very simi..
1. The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli kn..