What is Jewish Stocktake?
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The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
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To accidentally st-st-st-stutter whilst talking to someone. Only applies to those who do not have a stutter.
1> No, hey, du-du-du-du..
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Completely nasty, unbearably so. Such as some of the prank sites on the internet that are really naked old men.
Pedro: Did you see the ..