Jewish Stocktake

What is Jewish Stocktake?


1.

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."

Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

See insurance, business, fire, jew, stingy, arson, extheist


100

Random Words:

1. The cuss word used to sum up all expletives. More convenient than fuckshitcockcuntbitchpussy "jimmy your GF just died" "..
1. A Rule Nazi is someone who insists on his or her own strict interpretation of the rules of a game, even if the other players collectivel..
1. Partaking in an event along with your peers or with a member of the opposite sex that is highly enjoyable. Example 1: me: How was the ..