Jewish Stocktake

What is Jewish Stocktake?


1.

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."

Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

See insurance, business, fire, jew, stingy, arson, extheist


100

Random Words:

1. Annoying Fuck See Stroud..
1. Basically speaking in 3rd person, but talking about another person who is with you. ... still working on this definition. Latoya, Raqu..
1. The new version of Microsoft's Internet Explorer. So new in fact that it isn't even out yet. Who knows what it will have? I c..