Jewish Surprise

What is Jewish Surprise?

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

See jewish, passed out, circumcision, drunk, surprise

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