Jewish Surprise

What is Jewish Surprise?

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

See jewish, passed out, circumcision, drunk, surprise

Drunken Stain

1. A person who is drunk but also annoying. Gosh, Jacqui and Matt were drunken stains all night! See drunk, stain, drunken, drink, alcoho..

Funitch

1. funitch is short for fat cunt bitch it basically sums up a specific genre of person She is such a funitch for starting all this baby m..

Rizaple

1. To all out hard core no mercy rape the shit outta someone for no reason what so ever. "Mand did u see that fight? Yeah the lil whi..

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