Jewish Surprise

What is Jewish Surprise?

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

See jewish, passed out, circumcision, drunk, surprise

Ditch Pig

1. disgusting dirty slut, resembling lowest form of white trash, see also; margo. "Who was that disgusting ditch pig who sucked 6 dic..

Ifdk

1. the acronym for i fucking dont know dad: where are my car keys teen: ifdk. See i, fucking, dont, know, idk..

Ufd

1. Unconventional Face Decorations. If someone has blackberries smeared over their face, that could be called UFD. See face, funny, cooli..

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