Jewish Surprise

What is Jewish Surprise?

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

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Zapalac

1. sexy ass mother fucker Look at that zapalac walking down the street See sexy, attractive, hot, mother, fucker..

Arbortion

1. The killing of fetal trees. Johnny committed arbortion, smashing the acorns to bits...

Harrison's Girlfriend

1. dirty slut who will have sex with anyone one anywhere. Everyone in the dorm has seen harrison's girlfriend naked...

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