Jewish Surprise

What is Jewish Surprise?

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

See jewish, passed out, circumcision, drunk, surprise

Beautifukable

1. not only beautiful, but also fukable man! she's fukin beautiful,and definatly fukable. See shimp..

Kentucky Slamer

1. when u fuck a girl against a lock door till it breaks open hey why your door broken?? well me and my girl did a kentucky slamer..

Easy Boar

1. A greeting that some tramps, skets, crack addicts, and benifit frauds use on a daily basis. Mike: Easy boarrrr, hows it hanging kid ? ..

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