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To do a fart
Gee dude, is that the drains or did you just let one go?..
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Jacking off at a picture of ur best friends girl friend
Guy 1:dude, i was totally fracking off last night
Guy 2:dam, so was i
Best fr..
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When one is taking a piss and a fart slips out but the fart is actually a shit.
John Allan: i think i may have just pooh-bearied myself..