Jewjitsu

What is Jewjitsu?


1.

The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.

Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.

See jew, karate, ninja, fighting, awesome

2.

The art of defening against an onslaught of Jewish civillians with a crushing blow.

One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.

See karate, kung fu, fighting, jew


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