Jewmas

What is Jewmas?


1.

What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies

2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!

Jewmas this year will be <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>, <i>Death Bed: The Bed That Eats</i>, <i>Bad Santa</i>, and then dinner at Hou Long.

2.

When a Jewish family or a single person of the Jewish faith celebrates Christmas, which is a Catholic-based holiday. They give and receive gifts and often times include Santa Claus (commonly referred to as "Saint Nick"). They also often do not respect the Jewish holidays occurring around the time, as these holidays bring less gifts and food as Christmas.

Dude, Josh is celebrating Jewmas again. What a Jew.

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