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When you take your penis and slap someone in the face with it.
I was talking to this guy and realized he was a hippy so I gave him a re..
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Sexual pleasure from hand stimulation.
I was driving down the road and the hand diddles was so good I had to stick my gum in the ashtra..
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A tampon that is made of cardboard and has a flat end.
"Why do all machines in public bathrooms have ouchie tampons?"..
