What is Jewnetics?
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The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor
"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"
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The act of being hit by an OompaLoompa.
*Hits you with an OompaLoompa*
Oompaloot'd!
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when your girlfriend eats chicken nuggets from mcdonalds and then has a shit later that day then you decide to give her sixty nine then ..
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Beard grown by students who don't bother to shave during exam period
-Did u see Lucas this morning?
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