What is Jewnetics?
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The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor
"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"
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"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"..