What is Jewnicorn?
1.
A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it's one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it's self using a glistening menorah. It's call can be heard everywhere as "Oy!, I am feeling very veklempt!"
Dave Kelly: Dude, did you just hear that? I think it's a Jewnicorn!
Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?
Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go
Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!
Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*
Jewnicornriffic...
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2.
Someone who has a
Jew nose so large, it resembles the horn of a unicorn.
She looked good from behind, but when she turned around, damn, she was a jewnicorn!
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3.
the act of a unicorn getting very drunk and partying very hard it accidently hooks up with a jew and gets impregnated. The result is a jewnicorn.
Man did you hear about Deborah shes gunna have another jewnicorn... hoe.
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