Jewnicorn

What is Jewnicorn?


1.

A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it's one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it's self using a glistening menorah. It's call can be heard everywhere as "Oy!, I am feeling very veklempt!"

Dave Kelly: Dude, did you just hear that? I think it's a Jewnicorn!

Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?

Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go

Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!

Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*

Jewnicornriffic...

See jewish, unicorn, jewnicorn, menorah, yamacha, veklempt

2.

Someone who has a jose of the greatest proportions.

Jew nose so large, it resembles the horn of a unicorn.

She looked good from behind, but when she turned around, damn, she was a jewnicorn!

See jose, jew, nose

3.

the act of a unicorn getting very drunk and partying very hard it accidently hooks up with a jew and gets impregnated. The result is a jewnicorn.

Man did you hear about Deborah shes gunna have another jewnicorn... hoe.

See jew, unicorn, bitch tits


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