Jewniverse

What is Jewniverse?


1.

A term of art used to describe one's community of jewish acquaintances.

Ari: have you spoken to Saul Moskovitz lately?

Noah: Paul Moskovitz? The Urologist?

Ari: No, Saul. The Butcher!

Noah: I do not know this man you speak of!

Ari: Oy, Noah, you live in such a small Jewniverse!

See jews, lawyers

2.

where all the jews will live in the future

where all the jews came from

That bitch is from the jewniverse

See jews, universe, baller, place, house

3.

1. What the world will be if Hollywood executives have their way.

2. An alternative reality where money flows from rivers.

3. Your mother.

You are the most hateful person in the Jewniverse.

See reality, greed, jew, mother, hollywood


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