What is Jewpube?
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1. The longest pubic-hair on your body that is, for no logical reason, twice as long as the others. This pube will often get caught in the button of your boxers or your zippers and cause much pain when one drops their pants.
2. A hair that has fallen from the head but resembles pubic hair due to it's thiny, wiry, curvy shape.
Holy shit, there's a JEWPUBE in my food!
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