Jewru

What is Jewru?

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Basically, a "Jewish Guru". The highest status of the urban, unorthodox Jewish community. One who is a "Jewru" does all things Jew and benefits tremendously because of it. A Jewru is an expert at life using Jewish tactics (haggling, food, lifestyle) and general Jewish awesomeness. Jewru's are known for being tied with Jew Sauce and/or Jew Cream, although not always.

"That guy just bought a new house and new business, he must be some sort of Jewru!"

"He talked that guy down from $100 to $50! He is the sickest Jewru ever!"

"That guy has it all, he is a Jewru."

"Israel's air force is straight Jewru."

See jewish, jew, religion, money, wealth
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