Jewsy Couture

What is Jewsy Couture?


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Jewsy Couture

Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!

Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"

See jews, couture, juicy, stingy, jesus

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Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!

Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"

See couture, jews, juicy, clothing


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