Jewton

What is Jewton?


1.

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.

Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.

2.

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.

"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."

See jew, shnyeah, money, auschwitz

3.

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.

Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"

Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."

See jewish, futon, jew, jewbag, jewman


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