Jewtor

What is Jewtor?

to tutor someone of the Jewish faith

Did you jewtor Barry Feldbaum in chemistry today?

Yep, I jewtored the shit out of him.

See tutor, jew, jewish, rich, money, Knott

A person of Jewish extraction who instructs other Jews, or non-Jews, in the ways of the Jew.

#1. Sarah: "Sorry I'm late to lunch, my Jewtor kept me behind to practice maths"

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#2. Levi: "my Jewtor thwacked me with his yad because I couldn't recite all 285 rules of acquisition"

See jew, teacher, yad, maths, thwack

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