Jew-ups

What is Jew-ups?

Jew-ups are push ups where you only have to touch your nose to the ground. Jews have an advantage for this for they have a huge nose.

Jew-ups are easy if you are a Jew

See jew, nose, cheating

Jizz Alarm Clock

1. The act of waking another by jizzing in their face. If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag..

Thizzle Monster

1. noun- an ecstasy user and abuser that takes so much ecstasy that he or she becomes addicted to techno and house trance until the sun ris..

Malevolently

1. hatefully; spitefully..

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