What is Jewyorican?
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A New Yorker of mixed Puerto Rican/Jewish heritage. Also can be spelled Juyorican.
Derived from
Person from Idaho: I've never even met a Jew or a Puerto Rican, much less a Jewyorican. These people don't really exist, do they?
Person from New York: Turn on Nick at Night. Wait for "Welcome Back Kotter." You ever wonder why that guy who look Latino has a huge
Jewfro and is named Epstein? It's because he's a Jewyorican.
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