Jezemom

What is Jezemom?

Half Jezebel/ Half mom. A mom who wears stripper clothes to the elementary school carpool line or PTA meeting.

When that Jezemom walked into the PTA meeting I looked around for the pole thinking she was going to do a show.

See volamom, mom, parkie, highland park, mombo

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