What is Jezus?
1.
The Dutch name for Jesus. We all like Jezus and weed in holland :)
In the Netherlands we all worship Jezus because he is the coolest dude ever, if you doesn't believe that you won't go to heaven and you will burn forever in hell :)
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2.
The coolest dude on earth
Watch out or I'll ask Jezus to cure you!
3.
The Mexican name for Jesus
Jezus when you finsh mowing my grass will you trim the headges.