What is Jezz Ball?
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Oh shit! Jezz ball is the most addicting game of all time. One time I scored like 2 million points. Each level the ball count increases by one. At level 50 the balls no longer increase. You have like a little red and blue paint brush type thing and you've gotta clear out at least 75% before losing your lives. Exponential bonuses are given for expedience and increased clearing of board space. World record holder is this guy in Sweeden with like 50 million points. When you pass level 44 Bill Gates pops out and dances a jig.
Friend: Hey man, where you been the last 3 days???
Jezz Ball Player: Playin' Jezz Ball yo... ahh man when I close my eyes I see that shit ahhh.
Friend: Check into Jezz Ball rehab or something
Jezz Ball Player: doot doot dootdoot dff dff doot doot dootdootdootdoot doot doot dff dff dootdootdootdootdoot
Friend: ::Backs away slowly::
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