Jezza

What is Jezza?


1.

A person of low social class likely to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show (or Jerry Springer in America).

Most likely to sport Elizabeth Duke jewellery, at least one illigitimate child, three possible fathers, a sexually transmitted disease and an ASBO.

Most likely to be found in council estate tower block or the giro queue.

BEWARE NOT APPROACH AND DO NOT FEED.

"oh my god look at the state of that girl - she's a right Jezza."

Other possible variations of a Jezza could be: trailer trash, pikey, chav or dolescum.

See jeremy kyle, asbo, giro, dolescum, jezza

2.

A type of fart. Originated (as far as it is known) in Melbourne, Australia circa 1991.

A long fart, starting at an extremelely low pitch, then changing throughout to become a high treble shriek at its climactic end.

"Ohh I just popped an awesome Jezza - did ya hear it?"

See fart, low, high, sound, art, musical

3.

larged boned, jabba da hut voice, mutton chop father, drives like its stolen, demolition man in the automotive industry,

jezza - at the end of the day thats whats its all about thats what its designed to....demolition man....

See rice eater, feen, kob


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