J~god Edit Meaning

1. When you cover a sheet of Reynolds Wrap in cheese and masterbate vigerously into it. Oh man, Molly wouldn't give me a handjob so s..

1. Afro curly hair.. but straight, gangsta rapping, Cup making Boy! Look at Jake Irving with his 2Pac tee See jake, is, teh, cup, maker..

1. The scandal created when Barack Obama was reported to use a zune. Refers to Watergate. Person 1: Dude, did you hear Obama uses a zune?..