What is J-ho?
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A diva-wannabe chick who thinks she's the shit just because she has a big ass and coins fucktarded terms like "New Yorican" let alone, "J-Lo." Is convinced that she's barrier breaker and inspiration for all Latinas out there, but she's really just a phoney, trick-ass floozy who needs to stop "Reppin' the Bronx!" Despite her Latina pride, she tries to look a white chick by dying her hair blonde and wearing those ridiculous blue contacts in...what was that music video called?
I wanna buy the new perfume "Glow" by J-Ho, but I'm afraid it'll sink into my skin and I'll get slut rabies and smell like ass.
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2.
the biggest slutbag trendwhore after britney spears and christina aguleria there is.
J-ho likes to sing as though she is having a carrot shoved up her rectum
bitch, hoe, no talent ho, cucumber ass-fucked.
3.
A nasty cranker that aint jenny from the block because we all know us chicas stand by our one man lil huzzy
I am a jho i have many men.
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4.
A tawdry, wanton and promiscuous Japanese woman of questionable morals who likes to get drunk in in Roppongi, Shibuyu, etc. Often found in the company of low-life gaijin dudes, perhaps because they believe they have superior packages compared with the local supply.
Hey Dude, let's get off base this weekend and party in Roppongi for 48 hours. We can score some J-hos and drink till we puke.
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5.
Slang term used to refer to Jehovah's witnesses.
Also known as a
A Jehovie came to my door today, I hit him with a baseball bat.
I wish I could be a J-Ho!
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6.
A Japanese woman prone to promiscuous, wonton and tawdry behavior. Often seen in the Roppongi district of Tokyo getting plastered with low-life gaijin such as GIs from nearby bases.
Yo dudes, let's leave base tonight and go party in Roppongi! We can get really wasted and pick up some J-hos! Damn! Glad I am not in Iraq.
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