What is J-hook?


When a man's boner bends to one direction, resembling a 'J'

Johnny's j-hook bends far to the right.

See boner, erection, j, bend, prick


A lame attempt at executing a donut. The driver ( from a standstill ) will lose traction, cut the wheel, and whip the car around 270 degrees, then continue to drive forward. Whereas a donut consists of almost a perfect 360 degrees of both rear tire marks. A donut requires some driving skill which most retards attempting it lack.

Them: Yo, did you see that sweet ass donut I just did?

You: Take your weak ass j-hooks to back to La Fiebre.

See j-hook, donut, drift, tire


A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

See j-hook, pussy, fingering, finger, masturbate, cum, sex, foreplay


Random Words:

1. A stupid ass person, inspired by Matt Yerdon (1991- ) ; doing something stupid Did you just run into that pole, what a Yerdon! See stu..
1. another word for dumb your a finklestien..
1. In beer pong or similar drinking games, the fuck-up cup is one cup which has substantially more beer than all the others. This often cau..