Jiffle

What is Jiffle?


1.

To fidgit or move around.

sam jiffled on his chair

2.

Breakfast for the lazy and/or time-crunched; consists of an Eggo waffle smeared with Jif peanut butter, eaten quickly over the sink and washed down with milk directly from the carton. Pathetic, yet satisfying.

"Dude, did you get to eat breakfast this morning? You look tired."

"Yeah, man, I slammed a Jiffle before I got here."

See waffle, jif, breakfast, hurry, lazy

3.

dirty cunt

You jiffle!

See Jezz

4.

Often abbreviated to jiff...same definition

e.g. Simon had a quick jiff on the dancefloor while his mate was at the bar

5.

An Illicit Snog

Andy Jiffled her outside the club whilst his friends looked for him inside.

A jiffle is kissing someone so no-one can see you, or in a "Sly" Manner.

You cannot jiffle someone you are going out with

See Simon


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