Jiffy Lube Edit Meaning

1.

hand job

dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?

dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.

dude 1: You fucking suck dude.

dude 2: Eat a dick.

See hj, hand job, quickie, cardshark, $oap

2.

When two guys are having butt sex and the guy on the receiving end takes a shit.

Jim: What the hell IS that?

John: Just giving us a jiffy lube.

Jim: Oh. OK then.

See gay, sex, lube, butt, shit

3.

the worst possible facility on earth

i got totally fucked over at jiffy lube.

See homo, gay, piece of shit, rip off, scandal, sexist, punk, fuckers

4.

What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?

Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!

Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.

Betty: HAHA

See jif, peanut butter, butter, lube, jiffy, old, vagina, sex

5.

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.

you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.

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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.

Jessica: yup jiffy lube

See jiffy lube, jiffy, lube, wow, hey

6.

When you're getting it on with a girl and she all of the sudden dries up, you have to quickly eat her out for awhile to get her wet again before you lose your hard on.

When she dried up during sex, I had to give her a jiffy lube to keep it going.

See sex, oral, cunnilingus, plow, lube, bigs

7.

verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.

That bitch gave me a jiffy lube I guess she had a bad gag reflex oh well....