What is Jiffy Lube Directions?
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Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.
Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."
Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."
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