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a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt
a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid
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The ascending scale at which men judge other women.
1 being the lowest value, 10 being the highest.
Can be affected and altered due to..
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When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy
Your mo..