Jihad

What is Jihad?


1.

like a chess club, but without chess and without a club. But with strapping C4 to yourself and blowing up innocent people.

If only those Jihad could learn to use remote controls they could stand far away and make explosions.

Stupid Mother-fuckers.

2.

Jihad is often translated as "Holy War", although a closer translation from its arabic origins is "struggle towards good", whether that means internal strife or fighting against those who attempt to destroy Islam.

Also note, the word Jihad does not mean to kill infidels as is often said by racist fatherless children ie-bastards, but rather defend Islam against those who wish to destroy it. Islam does not say to conquer the world and enslave or kill all infidels.

Ahmad has been trying to avoid drinking alcohol while in college, he is on a personnel jihad against alcohol and peer-pressure.

See rasul

3.

a word that has been interpreted a million different times and a million different ways.

radical Translation: kill anyone that is not muslim

educated Translation: War within oneself; struggle to find the true meaning of islam

people of little intellect often interpret the meaning of jihad, and a think it means blood shed.

See krupa

4.

jihad is a term currently used in the game battlefield 2 in wich the act consist of strapping explosives to your vehicle and ramming it into ennemies commiting suicide for the purpose of making your team win more points.

nice jihad dude, you took out the ennemy tank and 3 more players

See suicide, stat, padding, point, farming

5.

Jihad, widely but perhaps loosely translated as 'struggle', a religious word that on a personal level is a spiritual struggle on a small-scale eveyday matter, the Jihad results in a form of abstinence, so to place a Jihad on selling drugs, is to recognise the immorality of the action, remind oneself not to sell drugs, or abstain from selling drugs if one already does so.

To rid yourself from an evil as such.

Religious Extremists might, I suppose, take the 'ridance of an evil' to such levels as a war on Infidels/corrupt Western civilisation but I have never met a Fundamentalist Muslim Extremist and so would not know.

I put a Jihad on Racists, I will avoid them and rid myself of racist thoughts or ideas.

I put a Jihad on Kentucky Fried chicken

My Dad thought it would be best to put a Jihad on my Religious Extremist Boyfriend, hence him not being allowed in our house.

I put a Jihad on farts.

See religion, holy, race, creed, farts

6.

jihad is more of a misguided ideology rather than a struggle torwards god .Jihad is a condition that results from years of brainwashing people into believing that you must fight those who are not like you. mohammed says fight those who are non believers

man since he is not arabic , we should jihad his ass

See purification, duty, obligation, salvation

7.

an irrational, mindless quest for revenge, derived from the Islamic term for struggle.

"Ever since he got ripped off he's been on a jihad"

See vengeance, revenge, violence, hate


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