Jill And Lill

What is Jill And Lill?


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A mans two best friends when he has no girlfriend. Jill being his left hand and lilL his right. For a better understanding hold your hands up (palm side toward you)and spread your fingers slightly. The names will pop out at you. AKA Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters.

When I left the bar last night I took two women home with me, Jill and lilL. They never say no.

See hand job, spank the monkey, flog the log, lube the tube


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