Jill Card

What is Jill Card?


1.

A mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic.

Ryan: I'm ready to go out and have some fun. I've been planning this night out for weeks.

Jill: I don't feel like going out. You can't go.

Friends: She just played the Jill Card.

See women, never, going out, mechanism


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