Jim Bob Nut Calamity

What is Jim Bob Nut Calamity?


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The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

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