Jimbo

What is Jimbo?


1.

Jimbo is a man unparalleled in greatness. He is both staunchly conservative and intent on dispelling the common misperception and obvious confusion about global warming, or the lack there of. Jimbo enjoys the finer things in life, such as taming wild horses and riding them, and involving himself in political discussions. Jimbo is perfect in almost every aspect of life, but he is comically immature physically in the groin area. However, Jimbo still enjoys wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and a smile wherever he goes.

Jimbo, would you put some clothes on!

Jimbo, may I borrow your cowboy hat?

Wo ist Jimbo?

See man, small penis, timbo, cowboy, hat, conservative

2.

A person who enters a conversation or place without being invited. The way to describe the action of a jimbo is "jimming in".

Who invited this jimbo to the party?

Oh great, Ben is jimming in with us tonight?

See rude, party, jimming, uninvited, loser

3.

An accidental erection, that arises only in the presence of a gay stimulus.

Dude, I'm not comfortable being around Lambertson any more. When we were in the locker room he popped a serious jimbo

See boner, gay, muffintop, secret

4.

A wonderful person in which all others strive to be like. When you are a friend to a Jimbo you are a friend to the Lord. The Lord looks more favorably upon Jimbos than other mere mortal beings for Jimbos encapsulate goodness. Jimbos are "alive" inside.

Perhaps if you were are Jimbo you wouldn't have been inflicted with the intestinal virus you now suffer from.

See jim, james, jimmy, jimbo, slimmy

5.

Verb meaning the act of masturbating in your mates bed while he is asleep

Ellis was sleeping while I jimboed last night

See toss

6.

A boys name that is synonymus with obessity. You would be hard pressed to find a guy named jimbo who isnt a fat ass.

"Jesus Christ Jimbo, loose some weight."

See fat, jim, james, jimbo, fat ass

7.

A word used to refer to a penis.

Look at Jimbo - he is excited

See willy, erection, dick, nob


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