Jimist

What is Jimist?


1.

One who practices Jiminism, the worshipping of Jim:

"My name would be God, interpreted as Jah-im. The only rule is to follow the one true belief that all mortal men are evil and doomed, so no men would be welcome. Just a bunch of women...who can cook really well. Another rule would be not to bother me when I'm sleeping. My worship time would just be me sleeping. So I would have sleep, a bunch of chix who hate every man but me and good food."

Look at teh breasts on that Jimist!

"She eats, breathes, and sleeps Jim. She's a Jimist!"

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