Jimmy Buffet Jack

What is Jimmy Buffet Jack?

The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.

The biggest problem with the Jimmy Buffet Jack is it takes me all day to pick those tangled feathers out of my pubes.

See jimmy, jimmy buffet, parrot, jack

F'd Up

1. to have consumed an amount of alcohol in a short period of time which makes you say stupid shit, do stupid shit, and/or puke everywhere ..

Quease

1. (v.t.) to make to feel queasy or (v.i.) to vomit "Bro, don't quease in my car." See queese, vomit, hurl, queasy 1. ..

Dwarfass

1. An Evil being who attacks people with sticks or sharpe in you. Fuck Dwarfass is attacking Josh Again! See Dwarfass..

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