What is Jimmy Early?
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When a sexual partner from the night before notices you have an extreme case of morning wood, and proceeds to perform felatio or ass to mouth on you.
Tom: "Hey bro I got some Jimmy Early today!"
Brad: "Bro I know, I was the one who did it for you!"
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Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.
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You all are in denial. Everyone knows who these bands are.
Gimmick Bands that have made lots of money fooling very stupid people:
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