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The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists ..
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No one is more trashy than I. I am a Non-Classy HO, a leader in sexually transmitted diseases. As a Non-Classy HO, I realize that I am a..
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To drink to the point where it would make sense to kick a (or several) real or imaginary frog(s); drinking heavily and doing things that..
