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The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.
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Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.
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The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.
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