Jimmy Two Shits

What is Jimmy Two Shits?


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Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.

He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.

See one upper, topper, fibber, shitehawk, liar


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