Jimmy Widge

What is Jimmy Widge?


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Taboo slang: Young and attractive looking females. Commonly used within the Buckinghamshire area. (mainly High Wycombe) Such women are liable to have tight arses,be blonde, have a large set of norks and be a size 8 or less.

Often mistaken for fitties or flange. Not to be mistaken for two words both meaning COCK in the rest of the country.

"'kin 'ell, look at the jimmy widge in here"

"Blimey <Name>, have you seen Jimmy Widge today?" (Said in the presence of young and attractive ladies)

"Jiiiiimmmmyyyyy Wiiiiiddddddggeeeee" (Screamed at the top of your voice whilst suitably subdued after consuming 10 pints of Stella at Pure + Obsession and failing miserably to pull as all the women are stuck up their own arses!!!!)

See fitties, flange, birds, stunners


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