Jingley Schmidty

What is Jingley Schmidty?

Female ejaculation.

To projectile female ejaculation.

To sputter until "empty."

Often times "diarehha style" femal ejacualation because it sputters.

A first timer's "coming.

"Hey, do you even get off?"

--"Yeah, I Jingley Schmidty myself last night."

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