Jism

What is Jism?


1.

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.

"Sally drinks jism."

"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."

"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

2.

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

3.

Slang term for pre-ejaculatory or ejaculatory (seminal) fluid of the male sex organ.

Mike had a nightmare the night before he went in for his physical. He was worried about making jism while he was being checked for cancer.

See quality control

4.

ejaculate+orgasm=jism

The byproduct of male orgasm.

I can't believe Alison swallowed my jism.

or, as a verb:

I just jizzed all over Alison's face.

5.

Jismonic man juices.

See semencumjizz.

Tim: Holy jism on a cracker jenny did you see that?

Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.

*lays the smack down on Tim*

6.

cum or jizz

i had jism on my hands after i jacked off

7.

it is a hindi word...used for body

"your jism is mesmerizing "

See body, corpus


77

Random Words:

1. A trucker cap with the mesh backing. I bet Ashton Kuscher doesn't know the history of the recist behind that vomit strainer on his..
1. A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable, The defition of..
1. The sound the japaneseguy from Heroes makes when he is happy! I just saved a road of money on my car insurance! Yataaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! S..