What is Jism Schism?
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Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.
We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!
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Random Words:
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The female Genitalia
That girls snatch looked like a gaping hatched wound..
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One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot
Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tie..
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An awesome Dropkick Murphyssong. Also, a euphemism for alcoholism.
Drop me off, sign me in, clean me up and let me out
Man that nurse..