Jismopper

What is Jismopper?

The guy that mops up the nudie booth after a guy shoots a load.

If I don't go to college I might end up as a jismopper

The guy that cleans up ejaculated semen from the floor in a strip club or similar establishment.

After Krazy Kate pole danced naked, the jismopper had to clean up the semen from the floor.

See Silent Bob

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.

I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.

See Jay

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