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Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol.
I just made it up. Yay for me!..
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A security guard
Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!
See cop, pig, bacon, security, bits..
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I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.
My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky...