What is Jitbag?
1.
literally a bag of semen, could literally mean a used condom. In actual usage, it refers to someone who acts like an extreme asshole.
"I can't believe that jitbag grabbed my girlfriend's hooters".
2.
a nerd, asshole or jerkoff
Holy shit that guy Marvin is a real jitbag.
3.
(cycling slang), One who rides like an asshole – cannot keep a paceline, opens gaps, causes crashes, poor bike handler.
Don't follow the wheel of the guy in the red jersey, he'll likley cause a crash – he's a complete fucking JITBAG.
4.
A person worthy, of only, carrying a bag full of jizz !!!
Jimmy Jit Bag
5.
Blond or Chinese A-hole, or generally any tech worker under my stead.
You fuckin Jitbags are gonna be the death of me!!
Get the scrubs right, jitbag!!
You jitbags gotta stop fuckin this up!!
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6.
A scrotum. See
She done slapped me all up in my jitbag!
