What is Jits?
1.
Slang word for the martial art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Also can refer to no-gi submission grappling.
"Joe and Eddie wrestle jits together"
"He used some nasty jits right there"
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2.
Acronym for song "Jump" aka Jump in the stands written by and performed by former Green Bay Packer, Robert Brooks. JITS is a great song to play to get your friends fired up before Badger Football games and trips to the bar.
With enough alcohol (Preferably beer out of a basket or Gin shooters) JITS can be turned into an adjective to describe anything.
Hey Tyler, how about you fire some JITS on before the Badgers game
Hey Alex, how about we fire some JITS on so Tyler will get his ass off the front porch and back in here drinking
As an adjective:
Hey Bourque, sorry about you bed sheets, but Katch JITSed all over them.
I can't believe John JITSed out of here and to the Laundromat ......... must have been too much hot sauce.
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3.
The act of pushing 1-3 fingers in the side of someone and saying "JITS!"
Cortis walks up to Beardmore and JITSes him.
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4.
Diarrhea. Projectile liquid shits. "Juicy Shits".
"I got the Jits, and if I don't find a bathroom quick, we're all gonna have it."
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5.
The tucked under member of a male while performing as a female.
The drag queen hid her jits before going out on stage.
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6.
Boys that "Bia's" Date
Bia Approved!
Bia K: Damn did you see the Jit?
Bia C: The Hott Azn Jit?
7.
n. Derives from the combination of two words describing a woman's breasts: jugs + tits or giant + tits.
Typically used to describe a female with extremely large and, more importantly, natural breasts. Word can be used erroneously when acknowledging a woman with implants.
Sweets: Did you hook up with that chick with the jits last night after you left Tilli's?
B-RAD: I sure did. I was pissed when I found out that she was packing implants instead of the real deal. Plus she had a fur diaper!!!
Sweets: That's bullshit!!!
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