What is Jive Turkey?
1.
a. One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. b. a bullshitter.
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2.
1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.
1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.
2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.
3.
its an old 70's term used to describe someone who thinks they're kool or hott but really isn't.
"That guy is such a jive turkey!"
4.
The most insulting word in the english dictionary.
I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.
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5.
someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth
1) george bush
2) bill clinton
your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
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6.
1. Someone who lies all the time.
2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things.
3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap.
It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.
1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey.
2. Calello. What a jive turkey.
3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.
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7.
unreliable, show boat, or makes empty promises
You weren't in vietnam, you jive turkey.
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