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When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.
This guy was texting ..
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An electrically-charged condom, powered by a battery.
Theresa? I heard her cooteris so loose, she needs a Voltron Nightgown just to get..
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Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using ..